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In honor of the end of the semester, I present the following in-class exam.

INSTRUCTIONS
Read each of the following fifteen problems carefully. Answer all parts to each problem.
Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately.

1. HISTORY
Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on it social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa.
Be brief, concise and specific.

2. MEDICINE
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix.
Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.

3. PUBLIC SPEAKING
2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

4. BIOLOGY
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 50 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

5. MUSIC
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate it and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your desk.

6. PSYCHOLOGY
Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodites, Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, and Hammurabi.
Support your evaluation with quotations from each man’s work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

7. SOCIOLOGY
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct and experiment to test your theory.

8. ENGINEERING
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find and instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

9. ECONOMICS
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist controversy, and the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.

10. POLITICAL SCIENCE
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its social-political effects, if any.

11. EPISTEMOLOGY
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.

12. PHYSICS
Create a small rapidly rotating black hole. Investigate and report on its effects on the opto-electric properties of Seaborgium (element #106). Clean up your experiment after you’ve finished.

13. PHILOSOPHY
Sketch the development of human thought and estimate its significance.
Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

14. ASTRONOMY
Define the universe. Give three examples.

15. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

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So, I'm currently making a mixtape for a kid I know who really likes Classical music and softer music like it.
So I'm trying to put in a lot of music with Classical elements.
Here it is (What do you guys think?):

1. 運命の出会い (Unmei no Deai) -- Malice Mizer
2. Collide (Acoustic) -- Howie Day
3. Inní Mér Syngur Vitleysingur -- Sigur Rós
4. Sonne -- Rammstein (It has classical elements, but it's the only song I'm iffy about)
5. Hitchcock Starlet -- HorrorPops
6. Utan Stjärnorna -- Basshunter (Don't hate)
7. Madrigal -- Malice Mizer
8. Loose Lips -- Kimya Dawson
9. Le Ciel -- Malice Mizer
10. Star Star -- The Frames
11. So Nice So Smart -- Kimya Dawson
12. Huru no Tsuki -- Akino Arai
13. Пoлчaca Бeз Teбя (Very Sad Mix) -- т.A.T.у. & Rammstein
14. Love Song -- Jack Off Jill
15. Tire Swing -- Kimya Dawson
16. 再会の血と薔薇 (Saikai no chi to bara) -- Malice Mizer

This is pretty much finalized, but does anyone know of anything I could put in instead of track 4? If you do, tell me, because I'm lazy.

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You scored as A Closet Case And you are only fooling yourself. When you walk do the sidewalk, people think you are throwing a Gay Pride Parade. Seriously, people hear Cher when then look at you. A Closet Case 65% Normal, Boring and Gay 60% A MetroHomoSexual 50% An AberHollisterAE Gay or Fratmo 40% A Jock 30%

My Top 12

List Them

1.: Gabbi
2.: Marie
3.: Liz
4.: Jakob
5.: Terri
6.: Nikki
7.: Jamie
8.: Julianna
9.: Hung
10.: Dallas
11.: Susa
12.: AFI

About Them

How long have you known 1?: since 6th grade. so about 5 years
Is 2 hot?: oh hell yeah. smexii biotch
How old is 3?: 16
Is 4 a girl or boy?: boi lol
What color hair does 5 have?: blond
Would you want to hangout with 6?: y-y-y-yep
Are you related to 7?: practically
Have you met 8 in person?: ...yes. she happens to be my awesome aunt of doom
Is 9 a good person?: yep
Does 10 drink?: i don't think so
Is 11 single?: i think so
Does 12 smoke weed?: LMAO maybe. but probably not

Random Order

Have you madeout with 2?: nope
Would you want to makeout with 3?: well, just to propagate rumorz? nope
Would 2 and 3 make a good couple?: LMAOO yes. hott lesbian lovin there
Have you ever met 4?: yessss
Have you ever had sex with 5?: oh yeah. that day. with the strap-on. and the lemonade. lol jk nope i haven't
Where did you meet 1?: school of death
Do you talk to 6 alot?: yeps
Would you hangout with 7?: mmhmm
How old is 8?: 41?
Have you met 12 in person?: no T_T
Have you ever partied with 11?: hahaha yeah YCA was a constant party
When was the last time you seen 10?: um... over a year now
How old is 9?: 16 or 17, not sure which
Would you date 3?: lol just to propagate rumors, sure
Would you want to have sex with 4?: lol that man is a sexy beast xD
What does 1's name mean?: Strong Woman of God (from the Hebrew gav'riel)
How long have you know 12?: um for like a couple years
Ever bought 5 alcohol?: no
If 6 was your girlfriend/boyfriend would you hold them all night long?: LOL that would probably not happen but sure i'd hold her all night long lol
Where did you meet 7?: myspace/US History
Are you dating 2?: nope. although half the school thinks we are
Would you party with 8?: mmhmm
Do you like 9?: as a friend, yes
Ever had sex with 10?: LOL no, but that'd be hot
Do you know 11 outside myspace?: yep

Would you ever want to......

Have sex with 2?: don't swing that way
Date 3?: don't swing that way
Kill 1?: no
Party with 5?: yep
Hug 6?: yep
Makeout with 4?: Yes. lol
Beat up 8?: nope
Marry 9?: nope
Hangout with 7?: yep
Slap 11?: nope
Take 12 off your Top 12?: maybe
Get drunk with 10?: haha sure

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So. Yes. Very interesting experience this morning. As I stumbled ungracefully to school at 6:45 AM, I slipped on some ice and fell on my ass. and it hurt. Very much. Very. Much. Very. Hurt. Me. Hurt. Ass.

And then I was telling this kid named Hung in 1st period about it. I said, "I had an unfortunate run-in with ice today which ended with my ass being very sore.

And he said, "So, basically you got raped by the ice?"

And I said, "No. BUT THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??"

And then he said, "Ya. And I bet you liked it, you ice-o-phile."

Except that didn't work, because usually the formula is [insert random latin/greek root here]ophile. So we made up a new word. Frigidophile. Ya. Awesomeness, no? and there's a new hyphenated word too. ice-rape. you know, to be ice-raped?

And now that's my new insult. HAHAHhAHHAHHAHHA YOU GOT FUCKIN ICE-RAPED!!!!!!?!?!??!@!@!1!!!!!1!!!shift!!!!!!!!one!!!!